I hate the new patch…
By Mondo Zax
10. Give victim birthday cake with fuses disguised as candles!
9. Desecrate a homeworld!
8. Crash spaceship on top of party, then blow up homeworld!
7. Inject pastries the night before with tar-beetle larvae!
6. Reminisce about casualties from the previous soirèe!
5. Murder mystery dinner theater with no survivors!
4. Bobbing for grenades!
3. Pin the tailcone on the missile!
2. Carnivorous costumes!
1. Blow up fashionably late!